The get gas different in Switzerland February 6
Ahhh winter, when Europe descends on the Florida Keys, wierdness just seems to happen. Last year I caught three German tourists trying to lift my Miata up as I came out of KMart in Key Largo. They assured me they could do it because it was so very very tiny and they were so very big. I told them to cut it out and drove off watching them laughing as I departed. This year? Well. Last week Switzerland was well represented.
I drove into the Shell station at mm 100 and two very cute girls (about 20 years old) were at the next pump getting gas – or trying to. One popped around and asked me which number was regular. I showed her. After a few minutes I went around to their side to see of they needed help. I have learned to recognize the signs. I make it a point to be as nice as possible to the tourists no matter what. It’s bad karma to have people bitching about your island half way across the world.
Anyway. They were stuck.
Swiss Miss Number One: What is “Debit”?
Me: Is that card a credit card or does the money come directly from your bank account?
Swiss Miss Number One: It does not come out of bank account.
Me: Then it’s not a debit so tap “No”
Swiss Miss Number One: What is “Zip Code”? I have a code. Do I type it here?
Me: No. It won’t work. You need to reset the pump. You will have to take your credit card inside to the clerk and tell her you want to fill up on pump number three.
Swiss Miss Number One: Oh.
Swiss Miss Number One then proceeded to get into the car, gas cap dangling, and drive off. I looked at Swiss Miss Number Two.
Me: Is she coming back?
Swiss Miss Number Two: I don’t know.
Swiss Miss Number One came back.
Me: Why did you just drive off and circle the station?
Swiss Miss Number One: You said to reset the pump.
Me: I guess that means something different in Switzerland. We’ll just move on now, shall we? Take the credit card inside, give it to the cashier and tell her you want to fill up at this pump. when you are done, go back in and get your card and pay. Can you do that?
Swiss Miss Number One: Yes. Thanks!
I have no idea if they ever got gas that day. I had to get to work. I feel bad about leaving them, but I, too, had to reset the pump.



